"where do you see yourself in 5 years?" "25 sittin on $25 mill"
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In japan instead of saying “I miss you” to loved ones, they say 私はポケモンの音に自慰行為, which roughly translates to “part of me is missing”
(Source: segagenesisevangelion, via grungegrapes)
My boyfriend loves ice cream.
when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend